PLAYBACK

By Christopher Strupp

Playback with CEO Tommy Camaro of the satirical corporate hard-core punk and Hewhocorrupts

Berlin

“Take My Breath Away”

“What I say to my accountants before they show me our quarterly figures.”

Genesis

“I Can’t Dance”

“…but I can produce mind bending profit margins like you wouldn’t believe.”

Depeche Mode

“Personal Jesus”

“First band to get it right. Everyone has a personal Jesus. Ours just happens to be a positive cash flow.”

Simple Mind

“Don’t You Forget About Me”

“People don’t seem to have this problem after seeing my presentations.

Must be the way I package them’”

Kenny Loggins

“Danger Zone”

“Phrase used to describe where my accountants are if they show me a net loss.”

Dire Straits

“Money for Nothing”

“These guys must have been using hard drugs because there’s no such thing.”

Phil Collins

“Sussudio”

“Not sure what the song means but I know our top 100 customers in 1988 appreciated the single in their HWC Inc. holiday gift basket.”