The Golden ‘Mountain’

By Chris Strupp

Last night, Tinseltown held the 63rd annual Golden Globe Awards. Below are the winners of the 12 major categories of film and television. We hopped on the hype train and predicted “Brokeback Mountain” to win every category. Even in ones it was not nominated.

Best Motion Picture – Drama

Our prediction: “Brokeback Mountain”

Actual winner: “Brokeback Mountain”

Best Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy

Our prediction: “Brokeback Mountain”

Actual winner: “Walk the Line”

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama

Our prediction: Heath Ledger for “Brokeback Mountain”

Actual winner: Philip Seymour Hoffman for “Capote”

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama

Our prediction: Michelle Williams for “Brokeback Mountain”

Actual winner: Felicity Huffman for “Transamerica”

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy

Our prediction: Jake Gyllenhaal for “Brokeback Mountain”

Actual winner: Joaquin Phoenix for “Walk the Line”

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy

Our prediction: Anne Hathaway for “Brokeback Mountain”

Actual winner: Reese Witherspoon for “Walk the Line”

Best Television Series – Drama

Our prediction: “Brokeback Mountain”

Actual winner: “Lost”

Best Television Series – Musical or Comedy

Our prediction: Brokeback Mountain

Actual winner: “Desperate Housewives”

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series – Drama

Our prediction: Heath Ledger for “Brokeback Mountain”

Actual winner: Hugh Laurie for “House, M.D.”

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series – Drama

Our prediction: Michelle Williams for “Brokeback Mountain”

Actual winner: Geena Davis for “Commander in Chief”

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy

Our prediction: Jake Gyllenhaal for “Brokeback Mountain”

Actual winner: Steve Carell for “The Office”

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy

Our prediction: Anne Hathaway for “Brokeback Mountain”

Actual winner: Mary-Louise Parker for “Weeds”