Excuse me Jeff Lindstedt and the rest of you inconsiderate drivers, but what the hell are brakes for? You know those white lines on the road—they mean pedestrian crossing. Have you ever heard of the concept “Pedestrians’ Right of Way?” Well, we’re supposed to! Maybe if you got up a few minutes earlier, you could do the speed limit and wouldn’t be late to work because you had to slam on your brakes. We “children” don’t need crossing guards, maybe you “big bad drivers” need a driving lesson review since you’ve obviously forgotten how to drive.

Leslie Hurd