Hello, and welcome to the first iteration of a new weekly column that I'll be writing on America's real past time: Fantasy Football. Around the country, armchair GM's are rejoicing because the NFL season is knocking on the door, and there's no better...

Forrest Gump's mother always said that "life is like a box chocolates: You never know what you're going to get." That's been the story for NIU volleyball this offseason. With 10 underclassmen on roster and only one senior, it's kind of hard to know what...

Ever since Brett Favre got his jerseys set on fire by the likes of me, I've been searching for a new hero; a new athlete to look up to unconditionally. Jim Furyk, please come forward and accept my gift of unconditional love, for your oversleeping for...

Let's take a second to step away from the hilarity that is Lou Piniella raining on the Cubs' collective parade and focus on something far more ludicrous in the wasteland that is the NL Central. MLB Commissioner Bud Selig is getting a statue outside Miller...