ETHAN RODRIGUEZ’S PICKS

1. Road To Riches – Yuno Miles
2. I’m a Gummy Bear – Gummibär 
3. Mine Diamonds – Mcap Steve

If you’re looking for a song that will motivate you to achieve wealth and success, “Roads to Riches” is the perfect song. Yuno Miles encapsulates his story of starting off as an indie rapper to slowly building up his name, fame and game to superstar status.

Gummibär’s opening song to the album “I Am Your Gummy Bear,” is a timeless piece from the childhoods of millions. Gummibär’s lyrical genius rivals that of Kendrick Lamar’s with its rhyme scheme in “I’m a Gummy Bear.” 

The idea of childhood nostalgia is easily encapsulated in “Diamonds” composed by Mcap Steve. Part of the “Welcome to My Mine” album, Mcap Steve’s gentle voice and expert musical composition evokes scenes and memories of being a child playing “Minecraft” again. It’s a song that shows some childhood memories should be treasured.

EMILY BEEBE’S PICKS 

1. Friday – Rebecca Black
2. Baby Shark – Pinkfong
3. Axel F – Crazy Frog

“Friday” by Rebecca Black is the perfect party song for all ages, with it being popular in the 2000s. Black’s voice is exquisite, especially in the chorus with the lines “Gotta get down on Friday / Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend.” “Friday” is the best song to end the week with, especially on a Friday and as the weekend approaches.

“Baby Shark” by Pinkfong is a catchy song for people of all ages. Even though the song may be more geared toward young children, this song makes people, especially adults, want to dance. The song is very repetitive, but the repetitiveness makes the song enjoyable and catchy.

“Axel F” has a strong beat and gives off nostalgic vibes. This song sounds like something from the 1980s and doesn’t have very many lyrics. However, even without lyrics, the song is exquisite. It’s a great song for listeners of all ages.

SOFIA DIDENKO’S PICKS 

1. Weak – AJR 
2. Karma – Jojo Siwa    
3. Gucci Gang – Lil Pump 

What do you do when you can’t resist the song about resisting temptation? I should stay strong, but “I’m Weak.” “Weak” by AJR is the third track on AJR’s second album, “The Click.” With its infectious, high-pitched chorus and the repetitive “Boy, oh boy, I love it when I fall for that,” this addictive song is hard to say “no thank you” to no matter how much you might want to. 

Listening to JoJo Siwa’s new bad girl persona preaching her wild child philosophy straight into my heart takes me back to one of the happiest memories I’ve experienced. I’m talking about being front row at JoJo’s iconicrecord-breaking Chicago Pride Fest appearance, where she casually sipped on Fireball and delivered an unforgettable performance. For a crowd of haters, they sure did go wild for her moves. Guess they “should’ve known better.” 

Let’s be real, “Gucci Gang” isn’t just a song; it’s a cultural revolution. Forget Mozart or the Beatles, Lil Pump made history in 2017 with a track so revolutionary that it changed not only the cultural scenes of middle schools far and wide but also music history. In just over two minutes, he managed to land the shortest song to break the top 10 on the Billboard Hot 100 in over 40 years. Who needs complex lyrics when you’ve got your “Gucci Gang.” 

KAHLIL KAMBUI’S PICKS 

1.  On the Floor – IceJJFish
2.  Toxic Gosip Train – Miranda Sings/Colleen Ballinger
3. Grippy – Cash Cobain & J. Cole

In the year 2013, IceJJFish completely shook the music industry with his single “On the Floor.” His perfect and angelic on beat singing will make anyone fall in love. For a song like this you can’t just read the lyrics, you have to listen to what he is saying and how he says it. Hey with a voice on a song like this IceJJFish is giving Michael Jackson a run for his money. The new king of pop and R&B is here and it’s IceJJFish.

After YouTube celebrity Colleen Ballinger had a run in with controversy after being accused of being a groomer, she decided to apologize to her community in the absolute best way possible: A ukulele and song filled response video. Lyrics such as “Toxic gossip train / Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past / Those rumors look like facts if you don’t mind the gaps“show she takes total responsibility for her actions. This song is totally worth the 10 minutes and 20 seconds you won’t get back in your life. 

With songwriting like “It’s, it’s, it’s Grippy” and “She said she was gay until I slayed, now she strictly dickly” there is no wonder why “Grippy” is the best song ever, “Grippy” is gonna have grip on you because every time you listen to this song you are not gonna let it go. This is one of the best hip-hop songs ever. 

RYAN DAY’S PICKS 

1. The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) – Ylvis
2. It’s Everyday Bro (feat. Team 10) – Jake Paul
3. #SELFIE – The Chainsmokers

Ylvis sought to uncover one of life’s biggest mysteries with their 2013 single “The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?).” Not only does it combine the best aspects of EDM, but it also has a memorable chorus that truly feels like it was sung from the heart. It is no surprise why this song went viral over a decade ago.

Internet personality Jake Paul isn’t known as a rapper, but after listening to “It’s Everyday Bro” there’s no reason why he can’t be the next Eminem. With stellar guest performances and iconic lyrics such as “England is my city” and “I smell good,” this is a hit you will not want to pass up.

Although The Chainsmokers are best known for hits such as “Roses” and “Closer,” fans tend to overlook their 2014 single “#SELFIE” for reasons I cannot comprehend. Not only is the concept of the song relatable as we all live in the age of social media, but the performance and lyrics are better than any of their other songs by a long shot. It didn’t even seem like the vocalist was singing but rather speaking their true authentic self.

CALEB JOHNSON’S PICKS 

1. Chicken – Alaska Thunderf—k and Miss Fame 
2. This Is The Song That Never Ends – ABC Kids 
3. Ravioli – KATYA 

I like chicken, it’s absolutely delicious. Nothing tastes better than chicken. If you like chicken, listen to this song. Do it right now. It’s a delightful little bop by RuPaul’s Drag Race alums Alaska and Miss Fame. 

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Ravioli, ravioli. I love me some ravioli. You know who also likes ravioli? Katya Zamolodchikova. And she wants you to know. It’s absolutely delectable, a very strange and nutritious food.  

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