What To Do If You Weren’t Invited To a Halloween Party
October 30, 2017
1. Pout
I mean… it’s probably because I’m so cool that everyone thinks I already have stuff going on, right?
2. Casually mention you aren’t sure what you’re doing for Halloween yet in conversation, whenever able.
“What are you guys going as for Halloween? Aha, cool. Oh, me? I’m not sure yet… I don’t even know what my plans are.”
3. Go back and forth on whether or not to pull a Halloween costume together.
I have so many good costume ideas, but I’m not about to get all dolled up with nowhere to go.
4. Hit up your parents just to find out they’re going to a Halloween party.
Aren’t you guys supposed to have lamer social lives than me? Bogus.
5. Decide to just get all cozy and watch Halloween movies by yourself. (It’s a Tuesday night, anyway)
All I need is me, myself and my extensive horror movie collection.