If you search the Rockford Craigslist, you’re bound to find some weird offers. Here’s three we found.

Sounds Legit: This guy wants a Topless Maid to come clean his place. No word on how much he’ll pay you, though.

Man Cave Decor: If you’re a fan of Dr. Pepper, you probably need this menu board your bedroom. Some letters included!

Missed Connections: Love at first sight at the DeKalb Best Buy. At least he likes his new phone.

(H/T Reddit.com/r/NIU)