Not many people get that there’s a difference between simple and dumb, especially when you’re talking about all things great and edible.

Here’s the cliff notes version: Simple is good; dumb isn’t.

Simplicity just means you don’t need a doctorate in flavor-ology to understand what’s going on with what you’re eating. As much as I get a kick out of finding out the taste in that pork belly was actually candied roasted fennel whispers or whatever the hell, I also like eating something that I don’t have to think about. A dish where the flavors just come right out without any fluff and says, “Hey. Here’s what onion tastes like. It tastes like a freaking onion. Now eat it.”

Dumb is the shotgun approach: Blast as many flavors and things at your food as possible and hope one of them gets it right. This usually results in the same thing you get when you take a whole bunch of paint colors and mix them all together: something that looks and tastes bad. It’s like an impatient 5-year-old throwing together all the Play-Doh in one container, except now you have to eat it. And the taste probably won’t be that far off from Play-Doh.

Point is, there’s nothing wrong with dropping your toque (that’s the fancy chef hat) at the door and simplifying things. That’s why I’m doing salsa this week — there’s nothing simpler than chopping up a bunch of fruits and vegetables and throwing them at a bowl.

And it definitely ain’t dumb, either.

Here’s what you need:

• Two of your favorite kind of tomatoes

• Two ears of corn

• Three-fourths of a red onion

• One jalapeno

• 2 tablespoons cilantro

• One avocado

• 1 cup watermelon (I don’t know how much that translates to in actual watermelon terms, but a quarter of a good-sized watermelon should give you enough)

• One lime

• One loaf white bread

• Eight cloves of garlic

• Half a stick of butter

Here’s what you do:

Preheat your oven to 400 degrees. Dice the watermelon and sprinkle it with plenty of sea salt. Put it in a container and refrigerate while you chop up the rest of the stuff. Shuck (yes, that’s still a word people use) the corn, cut off the kernels and put them on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. Toss the kernels in olive oil, season with salt and pepper and put them in the oven for 20 minutes. Toss the kernels around a bit, then cook them for 20 more minutes before taking them out.

While the corn is in the oven, dice up your tomatoes, onion, jalapeno and cilantro. Toss them around in a small bowl and let the flavors introduce themselves to each other until the corn is ready.

Let the corn cool for five minutes, then mix it in with the stuff you just chopped. Dice the avocado last (unless you want gross, brown avocado in your salsa. Oxidation is a thing, folks), and add it in along with the watermelon. Season your creation with salt and pepper, squeeze your lime on top and give the whole thing a good stir.

Bump up your oven to 450 degrees. For the Texas toast, cut your bread thick. For those who are unaware, Texas toast is basically a wedge of bread the size of a phone book slathered in garlic and butter, so you want your slices to be about an inch thick.

Melt the butter and spread it on both sides of the bread with a pastry brush. Put the bread on a foil-lined baking sheet and bake for five minutes. Once the tops of the bread are crispy and brown, flip them over and cook for another two minutes. Once those come out, take the garlic cloves and scrape them over both sides of the bread. Top the slices with salsa and eat.

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