I’m turning 21 over spring break.

I’ll let you use your imagination as your guide to my plans, because I sure as hell am using mine. I’m not suggesting it’ll be like “The Hangover” or anything; after all, I think there will be more of a plot to my celebration of legality, anyway.

I will admit I’m quite curious as to what beer tastes like. I’ve been told it’s like soda, only not nearly as sweet. Is it like root beer without the root? I don’t know, but I’m looking forward to trying beer for the very first time. I’m pretty excited.