It’s bad enough that Kris Humphries is an NBA bum slayer.

But now, he’s the one who has been slayed, but not by fellow bum-ballers like Aaron Gray, Timofey Mozgov or Shelden Williams.

Instead, Humphries has been vanquished by the voluptuous, and also bat manure crazy, Kim Kardashian.

Humphries and Kardashian’s love lasted an 72 enchanting days and was probably filled with arguments about whose turn it was to restock their fridge with Fiji Water or who was on bidet cleaning duties.

And now, there are reports the whole marriage was a hoax, and nothing more than a money-making scam.

Jeez, you two.

I can at least understand it on Humphries’ side since the NBA is in a lockout, but for Kim K?

Can’t see it. Sorry.

Now, more than likely, Kardashian will be on the hunt for a rebound, no pun intended.

Perhaps she’ll be on the look for Bulls’ forward Carlos Boozer, since he’s on his way star-bumdom.