When Brett Favre tells you that he’s just a kid out there, what he means is he’s a young and horny teenager without the acne who’s really into sexting.

Alleged photos of Favre’s downstairs and voicemails to Versus’s Jenn Sterger, who was a New York Jets employee in 2008 when this horrific event occurred, have surfaced within the past week.

It’s no wonder why he tried contacting her like any other deranged stalker when you see pictures of her, but a man of his stature and with a wife and kids shouldn’t be messing with a young hottie like that.

After the dust settles and Favre is shunned by every American, only one blaring question comes to mind.

Was he wearing Wranglers in the picture?