(To the tune of “Those Were The Days”)

Boy, the way Mike Jordan played.

Songs that gave Oasis fame.

Anna Nicole had no shame.

Those were the days.

Was no need for wiretap.

Everyone shopped at The Gap.

Gee, Tupac sure could rap.

Those were the days.

And you knew where to go, to find some nothing in your show.

Mister, we could use a man like Jerry Seinfeld again.

Britney Spears was not a joke.

Clinton gave his intern a poke.

No limit where you could smoke.

Those were the days.

At the airport you could keep, whatever was on your feet.

Liquids didn’t have to be in a plastic clear bag.

Our favorite rat was Ben.

Didn’t have to rent the den.

That’s because it was 9/10.

Those were the days.