10. “Turn To Stone” – Electric Light Orchestra

What the song is about: A man becomes paralyzed with sadness after his woman leaves him.

Dirtiest-sounding line after being taken out of context: Yes, I’m turnin’, I’m turnin’, I’m turnin’ to stone.

9. “Love Me Tender” – Elvis Presley

What: A man proclaiming his love for a woman.

Line: Love me tender / Love me long.

8. “Hold On Loosely” – 38 Special

What: Advising men to give their women space in a relationship.

Line: Just hold on loosely, but don’t let go / If you cling too tightly, you’re gonna lose control.

7. “Turn Around” – Samantha Jade

What: A woman asking her man to come back.

Line: If you only see the tears I’m crying on my pillow.

6. “That Smell” – Lynyrd Skynyrd

What: Drug abuse.

Line: Ooh, ooh that smell.

5. “Come On Eileen” – Dexys Midnight Runners

What: Young love.

Line: Ah, come on Eileen.

4. “Love Hurts” – Nazareth

What: Heartbreak, plain and simple.

Line: It burns you when it’s hot / Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts.

3. “Hold On, I’m Comin'” – Sam and Dave

What: Friendship.

Line: Reach out to me for satisfaction / Call my name now for quick reaction.

2. “Brown Eyed Girl” – Van Morrison

What: A man reminiscing about an old flame after he sees her years later.

Line: Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah / Just like that.

1. “Hey Man Nice Shot” – Filter

What: Being glad someone was killed.

Line: But they were just so strong / They’d stick it in your face.