Saved by the Quiz

By Rachel Davis

Which of the following best describes your hobby of choice?

a. Feminism.

b. Trying to pimp your ride.

c. Chasing after women.

d. Maxing out your credit card.

e. Cheerleading.

f. Playing with a robot named �Kevin.�

What would you most likely become addicted to?

a. Caffeine pills.

b. Working out.

c. Causing trouble.

d. Shopping.

e. Being the center of attention.

f. Chess.

Which quote sounds like something you would say?

a. �I�m so excited! I�m so � scared.�

b. �They�re called muscles. I got them by bench pressing nerds.�

c. �I like school. It�s a good way to kill time between weekends.�

d. �I have a map of every mall from here to Tijuana.�

e. �When life hands you a lemon, make some lemonade.�

f. �I hate drugs, but my doctor says I gotta keep taking them if I want to get rid of my post-nasal drip.

In high school, you were

a. Student body president.

b. A jock.

c. Always in detention.

d. President of the Fashion Club.

e. An air head

f. A nerd that somehow managed to hang out with the �cool� crowd.

After being a cast member of a successful teen show, what would you do?

a. Porn.

b. Cut your mullet and host a beauty pageant.

c. Be on dramatic TV shows and wish people could take you seriously.

d. Date Martin Lawrence and have small roles in soap operas.

e. Go on to do another teen show and be a B-rated actress for the rest of your life.

f. You would never leave the show, and you would hang out with Mr. Belding a lot.

If you answered mostly:

a�s, you are Jesse Spano

b�s, you are A.C. Slater

c�s, you are Zack Morris

d�s, you are Lisa Turtle

e�s, you are Kelly Kapowski

f�s, you are Screech Powers