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Having friends is a good thing. Don’t abuse them by lying or beating them to death.

How do you know if you have a concussion? Because I just hit my head and don’t feel so good.

If you can gather 100 pounds of weed, you deserve a medal and a statue. That’s a lot of grass.

Are we ever going to get to vote for “American Idol?” I’m tired of not being involved in the process. What is this? A presidential election?

Car show? More like suck show.

Whoever is buying the Vikings is an idiot. They should look into buying an NFL team instead.

One of the most annoying things to me is when people think they are better than everyone else.

The Cubs don’t have a closer and lost 75 homeruns this off-season. Yeah, I’ll continue rooting for them. Just kidding! I only root for them when they are good.

No time for love Dr. Jones!

I just can’t think of a shallow thought, because I am just not shallow.

Shouldn’t everyone get flowers for Valentine’s Day?

I really wish I lived somewhere warm right now.

Coffee is the source of all that is evil. Not because it is bad. Not because Starbucks is a monopoly. But because it’s just so darn addicting.

One of my secret wishes is for someone to come into one of my classes and start pelting me with crumpled up paper balls. That would be great fun.

Computer viruses are like STDs. You get them from one person and give them to another, and so on, and so on… Not to mention they are really annoying.

When someone continually blushes on and off, I like to call that “cheek recharging.”

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