“Drink, drink, drink, dammit, drink!” said Turd, sideman from Q101’s Mancow’s Morning Madhouse show, to a small but rowdy crowd Saturday night at Starbusters Bar & Grill, 930 Pappas Drive.

Turd was in the house along with alternative cover band Jostelyn Weed. Turd serves as the man-on-the-street and resident idiot for Mancow. Known for doing just about anything stupid and demeaning, Turd asked patrons at Starbusters to perform crazy antics to win prizes. Prizes included T-shirts, CDs and free tickets for summer’s Q101 Jamboree, featuring Kid Rock.

“OK, for our first ticket giveaway, we need six broads,” Turd said.

The six girls each were given a banana to peel and deep throat. Turd was impressed with one girl in particular.

“My God, she swallowed a baby’s arm. You win,” he said. “Hey guys, get this girl a drink.”

In another Turd contest, four guys took the stage and paired off. Of each pair, one was designated the pig who got on all fours and the other the farmer who stood behind the pig. Turd instructed the farmers to sweet talk their pigs in their best red-neck renditions and then to portray that they were sodomizing them. The guys playing the pigs were told to squeal.

Four guys humping each other seemed to ignite the crowd.

“Well, this isn’t something you see every day,” said Shelly Roth, a senior psychology major. “I bet those guys regret this in the morning.”

Jeremy Eiros, a junior computer science and electrical engineering major, said he was excited when he found out that Turd was coming to DeKalb.

“He entertains me on my way to work in the mornings,” Eiros said. “He’s the only one I know who is drunk at 7 a.m.”

Saturday was no different for Turd. He was seen chugging alcohol all night. At one point he mooned the audience, and then turned around revealing his tight black briefs, rolls of fat and hairy chest.

Turd also interacted onstage with Jostelyn Weed. The band performed the Doors’ “Roadhouse Blues,” with Turd and the audience on vocals.

“Listen to the Weed, then go to Around the Clock,” Turd said. “That’s what you do here in DeKalb.”