We are officially in Pisces season! This week, every sign has been given advice via rhyming couplet (in iambic quatrameter!), written by yours truly. 

Aries (March 21 – April 20)

Shenanigans can hurt your cause –

So follow all the proper laws.

Taurus (April 21 – May 20)

Your anti-sedentary ways

May not be worthy of high praise.

Gemini (May 21 – June 21)

Perhaps your closest friend could be

A thing resembling more an enemy.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

A need for self-reflection may

Reveal why you feel led astray.

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 23)

The past is unimportant now.

Let ancient history unknit your brow.

Virgo (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23)

You need self-care – admit it, friend.

Don’t fake a smile or play pretend.

Libra (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23)

Your life is more than pros and cons –

Test out what being spontaneous spawns.

Scorpio (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22)

You lash out when you feel attacked.

Perhaps it’s time that that’s unpacked.

Sagittarius (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21)

You need to hold your head up high,

But rest before you try to fly.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20)

Take care to feed your passions well

And wear your pride on your lapel.

Aquarius (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19)

Why push yourself so hard each day

When all you want to do is play?

Pisces (Feb. 20 – March 20)

Please offer loved ones lots of grace.

They might just need a warm embrace.