Weekly horoscopes: Feb. 26 – March 4


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By Abigail Lamoreaux, Chief Copy Editor

We are officially in Pisces season! This week, every sign has been given advice via rhyming couplet (in iambic quatrameter!), written by yours truly. 


Aries (March 21 – April 20)

Shenanigans can hurt your cause –

So follow all the proper laws.


Taurus (April 21 – May 20)

Your anti-sedentary ways

May not be worthy of high praise.


Gemini (May 21 – June 21)

Perhaps your closest friend could be

A thing resembling more an enemy.


Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

A need for self-reflection may

Reveal why you feel led astray.


Leo (July 23 – Aug. 23)

The past is unimportant now.

Let ancient history unknit your brow.


Virgo (Aug. 24 – Sept. 23)

You need self-care – admit it, friend.

Don’t fake a smile or play pretend.


Libra (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23)

Your life is more than pros and cons –

Test out what being spontaneous spawns.


Scorpio (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22)

You lash out when you feel attacked.

Perhaps it’s time that that’s unpacked.


Sagittarius (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21)

You need to hold your head up high,

But rest before you try to fly.


Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20)

Take care to feed your passions well

And wear your pride on your lapel.


Aquarius (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19)

Why push yourself so hard each day

When all you want to do is play?


Pisces (Feb. 20 – March 20)

Please offer loved ones lots of grace.

They might just need a warm embrace.