Future edit ideas
February 14, 1991
I’m writing in response to the article in Friday’s edition of The Northern Star, “They’re just trees.”
Thanks for putting those tree-hugging fanatics in their place. While you’re condemning worthless causes, here are some suggestions for future editorials:
“They’re just dioxin-infested rivers”
They’re just clear-cuts”
It’s just a hole in the ozone layer”
They’re just rainforests”
They’re just bald eagles”
They’re just African elephants”
They’re just grizzly bears”
They’re just whales”
It’s just a beach”
It’s just a Desert”
It’s just clean air”
It’s just clean water”
It’s just the Earth … “
Tara Moyle
Sophmore
English