What to do, what to do?

Now that the election is over and you’ve got two solid months before inauguration-whatnots take place; you’re, like, totally bored, aren’t you? You no longer have bewildering political stats thrown at you 24/7, so of course, you’re jonesing for something to do. I don’t want you to be bored, so here’s a list of five things to do to keep you occupied. You can thank me later.

1) Go to class

It’s nuts, but finals are nearly upon us. Rather than letting your brain turn into a prune in front of the TV, give the semester that last boost of enthusiasm. It’ll be as if you actually care about your education. Go figure.

2) Watch CW shows

Completely negating option No. 1, go embrace your inner “Gossip Girl” and gush along with America’s smitten, teenage girls. After the election craze, you’ll certainly need mind-numbing TV to ice your noggin. If the saccharine is too much, shows like “Smallville” and “Supernatural” offer a bit of freakiness to an otherwise sprinkles-and-roses lineup. Maybe it’s not as entertaining as Sarah Palin, but it’s a good try.

3) See Oscar-worthy movies

Apparently, instead of fussing over the new president, you can fuss over who gets to take home that little, golden, naked-man statue. Fall and winter are notorious for being good movie season. Go be a good American and help the economy.

4) The continuation of series

With “Quantum of Solace,” the latest Bond movie, and “Twilight,” the movie adaptation to the insanely popular book series, Hollywood is recycling tried and true ways to get your money. Face it: You’re suckers for what you know you like. It’s like going to a restaurant and ordering the Cobb salad for the eleventeenth time because everything else sounds way too adventurous. So go enjoy your “same fest.” You’ve earned it.

5) Go make a friend

Everyone likes friends. Since you’ll no longer be a couch potato, you can rejoin the real world. Just remember to keep your hands to yourself and to always say “please” and “thank you.” Nobody likes a grouch.