Contrary to an apparently popular belief, the hazard flashers in your vehicle do not create a parking space wherever you park.

On more than one occasion, I’ve found myself driving down Normal or Lucinda roads and had to dodge the moron parked in the street. I understand there are certain times of the year when parking is extraordinarily limited, such as on moving or game days. I am specifically talking about parking on a typical day.

Sheer laziness and stupidity are the only excuses for parking in a manner that inconveniences others. The stupidity is compounded when people put on their flashers to try and make their illegal actions forgivable. But the madness has spread.

It’s spread to off-street locations, such as narrow areas at the Holmes Student Center and DuSable Hall bus turnarounds. I know temporary parking at these buildings on weekdays is inadequate at best. But leaving your vehicle parked in a manner that prevents others from getting out of their own legitimate parking spots remains illegal – even if your flashers are on.

Handicapped spots are not temporary spots, either. In fact, using a handicapped space with flashers but without a handicapped placard or plates is just like using it without flashers, and carries with it the same $250 fine.

Parking in a reserved space with flashers is a bad idea, too. Not only are you subject to a $40 fine for parking in a reserved space without a permit, but if the owner of the reserved space wants, they can have you towed, according to Laura Lundelius, coordinator of parking and traffic services.

“If the vehicle is impeding traffic, it can be towed,” Lundelius said.

Why is this important? Once you park and leave your vehicle, circumstances beyond your control can quickly put others in danger because your car is in the way.

If you’re in a hurry, you’ve got two options: Be late or plan ahead.

The next time you need to “just run into that building really quick,” or “only be here for a minute because I’m picking up my friend,” look in the rear-view mirror.

If you don’t see an officer writing you a ticket, consider others before making your personal convenience paramount.

Your hazard flashers are for emergencies and when specifically necessary. They don’t create magical parking spaces.