Has it really been five years since the world has seen a moustached Alex Trebek? Sigh…

Prince is conducting the halftime festivities at this Sunday’s Super Bowl. Suffice it to say, I will be watching the Discovery Channel’s alternative, the “Bissell Kitty Halftime Show.”

Wanted: Talented comedic actors. Memorization of lines a plus. If interested, apply to Saturday Night Live.

Does anybody remember the one episode of The Brady Bunch where Cousin Oliver dies whilst trying to dismantle the world’s first fully functional hydrogen bomb? Me neither. Must have been another one of my sick dreams.

I hate to say it, but The Simpsons not only jumped the shark, but it leaped, skipped, frolicked and boogie-woogied clean over it.

Is reality TV dead yet?

Missing: The career belonging to one Matthew Broderick. If found, please contact his agent or the man himself as soon as possible.

Call me crazy, but the Lifetime network is one of the most entertaining channels on cable television. Films about abusive husbands and the wives they wrong can never get old.

The day Peyton Manning stars in commercials for Starkist tuna fish is the day I turn off my TV. Or, hit the record button on my VCR, I can’t decide yet. Primo corporate sponsorship-based entertainment.