So baseball season in Chicago came to an abrupt end, but never fear, the Bears, Bulls, and Blackhawks are here.

Da Bears are off to a 4-0 start, prompting millions of hibernating fans to scream and succumb to Super Bowl dreams.

The United Center is sure to be packed with Ben Wallace sporting cornrows and shot blocking foes.

And the Blackhawks . . . they, um. You see, hockey is . . . well, they went 7-1 in the preseason and . . . oh, forget it. Who cares, it’s hockey.

— Sean Connor, Sports Reporter