8) 1,395 rushing yards thus far: an average of 223.8 yards per game.

7) Cooler than 1965 winner USC half back Mike Garrett.

6) Garrett Wolfe can outrun Chuck Norris.

5) Nobody else is as hungry as the Wolfe.

4) Wolfe dominates on Facebook: There are 11 groups dedicated to his Heisman victory, with over 3,700 supporters. Adrian Peterson only rallied up five groups with a meager 835 supporters.

3) There is scientific evidence to support the theory that Garret Wolfe has, indeed, surpassed the speed of sound.

2) Troy Smith likes unicorns.

1) If Garrett Wolfe and Troy Smith were to Greco-Roman wrestle the results are obvious.

— James Nokes, Sports Reporter