A relationship can be obliterated in a moment’s notice.

Some people have trouble staying monogamous whether they’re 20 or 40 years old.

So you got completely blitzed and did the deed with the girl who laughed like Janice from “Friends.” You wake up in the morning and remember, “Oh yeah, I have a girlfriend.”

You threw it all away for a night in the sack with a woman whose moans were more irritating than her laughter.

Of course, you could not say anything to the current.

Don’t even think about hiding this embarrassment. These things always come back to you.

You seem to have problems containing yourself when you’re drunk, huh?

Well maybe that night will slip the next time you’re drunk. Then you’ll have a grand inebriated conversation about it.

Yeah, not a good idea. You need to come clean soon and sober.

Now whether she takes you back is up to her. Do I think she should?

No. You didn’t mean to make her heart sink, but you did.

Staying with you leaves her open to the same heartache. Just wait until next time when you hook up with the nanny.

Did you hear there is a relationship between the volume level of a woman’s laugh and her performance between the sheets? Yeah, that’s because there isn’t. You’re a drunk boyfriend who is just attracted to everyone.

Of course she shouldn’t forgive you. She might say you were drunk, you didn’t know what you were doing.

You just fell on top of her. Naked. Yes you were drunk, but you knew what you were doing. You knew enough to know it wasn’t her.

Then there’s this quality in a relationship called trust. It’s pretty important.

Relationships are all about monogamy, staying faithful and all that jazz. If you break it for a night with some random girl, you might not get it back.

Even if she stays with you and says she trusts you, it’s always in the back of her head.

As hard as it is to send you packing, it’s probably for the best. You’re not ready for exclusively seeing one person and she wants a boyfriend.

She wants different things out of a relationship, and that’s fine. You’ll tell her differently, I’m sure. Actions speak louder than words on this one.

Besides, she’s letting you make a fool of her if she lets you stay with her.

She’ll be sending a message that she can’t do any better. This is all she deserves.

But girls, don’t sweat it. Life’s too short to let these guys bring you down.

Be the bigger, better person and move on with dignity.

Forgive him. Then take his roommate out, get him good and drunk, take him back to the boyfriend’s pad and have raunchy sex.

Karma stinks, huh?