Test Your ‘Simpsons’ Trivia

By Kristin Herout

Are you really a fan of “The Simpsons” or are you faking it? Take today’s quiz to find out.

1. You watch “The Simpsons”:

a. At 5, 6 and 10 p.m. Monday through Friday and Sundays at 8 p.m.

b. At least 3 to 5 times a week

c. Whenever you happen to catch it while channel surfing

2. During an average show you:

a. Quote every line

b. Quote occasional punch lines

c. Laugh because it’s the first time you’ve seen the episode

3. How many pieces of Simpsons paraphernalia can be found in your household?

a. More than five

b. One to four

c. None

Now for some trivia.

4. What “Frasier” star voiced Sideshow Bob?

a. Kelsey Grammer

b. David Hyde Pierce

c. John Mahoney

5. Who is Bart’s teacher?

a. Selma Bouvier

b. Seymour Skinner

c. Edna Krabappel

6. What relaxation device cloned Homer?

a. A hammock

b. A handheld back massager

c. A hot tub

7. In what gambling Mecca did Homer and Ned marry cocktail waitresses?

a. Atlantic City

b. Las Vegas

c. Capital City

Questions 1-3: A=3, B=2, C=1

Questions 4-7: Each correct answer is worth one point.

Answers: 4=A, 5=C, 6=A, 7=B

13-11 Points

You are more than a fan, you’re obsessed with “The Simpsons.” You belong to an elite group of people who know more about the life of this TV family than their own.

10-7 Points

You are truly a Simpsons’ fan. You appreciate the artistic and comedic beauty of such a great show.

6-3 Points

You are missing a great experience that could shape your entire culture. I recommend a daily dose of “The Simpsons” to make your existence more satisfying.