Christopher Walken tells us why he doesn’t like the tooth fairy.

“I feel like a little boy who’s lost his first tooth, put it under his pillow, waiting for the tooth fairy to come. Only two evil burglars have crept in my window and snatched it before she could get here… wait a second, do you understand the CONCEPT of the tooth fairy? Explain it to them… Wait. She takes the [damn] thing and gives you a quarter. They’ve got my tooth. I want it back.”