5. “Paradise City” by Guns’ N’ Roses — I’ve seen one too many drunk, 40-year-old women destroy this perfectly good song.

4. “It’s Raining Men” by The Weather Girls — This song is only entertaining when actually sung by a man.

3. “Free Bird” by Lynyrd Skynyrd — Let’s avoid songs with 5 minute guitar solos, shall we’

2. “Friends in Low Places” by Garth Brooks — Is country music ever acceptable’

1. “Margaritaville” by Jimmy Buffett — I’m sure it was fun in the 1970s and ‘80s, but come on.