+ For proving all the members of N*Sync are gay.

+ For solidifying Justin Timberlake’s sexuality.

+ For disgracing the “Rhythm Nation.”

+ For making the halftime show an “Escapade.”

+ For taking the heat off of your little brother Mike.

+ For showing that being an exhibitionist runs in the family.

+ For taking our minds off of “Jesus Juice.”

+ For stealing Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots’ thunder.

+ For upstaging Kid Rock and P. Diddy.

+ For showing us where the sun really does shine.

+ For disgracing Viacom’s great name.

+ For giving new meaning to the term “Surprise Guest.”