+ For making Mars an intergallactic junkyard.

+ For sending the equivalent of a remote-controlled car onto a forbidden planet, then tipping it over.

+ For convincing a simpleton leader to send a person to the Red Planet.

+ For even thinking about sending a man to such a place, especially after your “hot wheel” can’t even move a few feet.

+ For ruining the adventure of space camp.

+ For wasting $12 billion of our money.

+ For causing JFK to roll over in his grave.

+ For allowing such a movie like “Space Cowboys” to soil your emblem.

+ For giving 3-D television another life.

+ For snubbing the Hubble Telescope.