“The Guide To Getting It On!” is the Bible of modern-day sex.

It is a long and detailed guide on how to live your sex life.

-Paul Joannides covers – or uncovers – every motion and procedure designed for longer, better lovemaking sessions. This book can blow more than just your mind.

Everything from heterosexual sex to homosexual sex to wheelchair sex is uncovered. Joannides devotes whole chapters to the several parts of the penis and the several pieces of the vagina.

“The Zen Of Finger F!@#$%^,” for example, lists the several different ways to “get hands-on” with a woman. Joannides covers the masturbation topic aggressively, laying out the ideas creatively through testimonials and illustrations.

Daerick Gross illustrates the sex tips with ease. At one point in the do-it-yourself (no pun intended) manual, Gross draws and compares the different kinds of vulvae and scrotums, though the comic-like drawings fit awkwardly with the text sometimes.

More often than not, “The Guide To Getting It On!” reads too casually to be taken seriously, much like the articles in Playboy (I read it for the articles, I swear!) Rarely does Joannides cite any scientific source, leaving credibility open for discussion. Because really, the only person with the knowledge to attack such a complicated topic with such detail would be Hugh Hefner or a panel of accredited gynecologists, and neither wrote this book.

Anyway, it’s hard to take this book seriously with a chapter titled “Balls, Balls, Balls.” Not that I was exactly planning on taking a book like “The Guide To Getting It On!” seriously.

If you plan on taking it seriously, “The Guide To Getting It On!” is an extremely informative book that’s a must have for horny lovers everywhere.