Sophomore anthropology major Jakob Daraban explains his passion for soda and how it almost got him in trouble.

“I am a big fan of the soda Squirt, and my parents had a stash of it in their room. Rather than using my money and walking to the store, I went in [their room] and took way more than I should have, like 5 or 6 out of the 12 pack, and they noticed. Since I’m the soda hound they came running to me. I got rid of the cans, though, so they had no evidence, and I was then able to pin it on my brother.”