Braylon Edwards‘ super beard couldn’t save him from being super stupid.

The New York Jets wide receiver was arrested Tuesday morning – yes, morning – for driving drunk, like most smart people tend to do.

It wasn’t even erratic driving, however, that Edwards was pulled over for. He was pulled over for having “overly tinted windows.” There is a price to looking cool, kids.

When the police did pull Edwards over, he blew a .16, which is double the legal limit, or was as most experts would say, “super drunk.”

Braylon, put down the bottle buddy. I enjoy the occasional brew as much as the next guy, but there’s a difference between going out for a beer and getting tanked enough to blow a .16 on a Tuesday morning.

To quote Antoine Dodson, “You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real.”