TV Talk: ‘American Idol’

By LINDSEY KASTNING

Hello Ryan Seacrest,

Upon the latest viewing of “American Idol,” it is clear that the show is becoming ever more disappointing than the days of Kelly Clarkson and Reuben Studdard. As a concerned fan, I’d like to point out some of the key problem areas that need to be fixed immediately before the show is re-titled “So You Think Americans Can Sing.”

Although Clay Aiken was no Chad Michael Murray, he had a certain suave charm, and a huge presence on stage. Although the spotlights may blind you from seeing the truth, the contestants participating in this seventh season make Aiken appear to be one of America’s finest.

Out of this season’s top twelve, it has been disturbing to gaze upon the faces of David Cook and Jason Castro. When Cook hits the stage it seems as if he has yet to discover the miracle of looking in a mirror after rolling out of bed. Sure, the grunge look is in, but should not be extended to appearing greasy.

Castro, on the other hand, may have nice eyes, but the dreadlocks have got to go. Some people can rock them, but he is not one of them.

Next, what is with the audience? Every time the cameras pan around the stage, there seems to be hundreds of girls screaming. I’m pretty certain that America has males in it, too. So where are they? There must be at least one male in America, not related to the contestants, who would love to rush the stage and give a manly cheer for the remaining contestants.

Please get more males and less of the whiny cat calling from the female audience as soon as possible.

Additionally, please keep the crowd under control. Every time Simon attempts to make an expected snide comment the audience starts booing. This is not a professional wrestling match, or an episode of “Maury.” Although, watching Simon and Paula box it out would be a highlight from the path of monotony “American Idol” is slipping into.

Also, on this past week’s show it became frighteningly evident that instead of being the irresistible host, you are beginning to appear more like a MySpace stalker. “American Idol” is about singing, so why on earth is half the show wasted on you asking the contestants irrelevant personal questions?

This week you asked Kristy Lee Cook, “What is your dog’s name?” What did that have to do with her performing a timeless Beatles song? Please stay focused and stop speed dating on America’s television.

More importantly, it is hard to ignore the fact that Paula, Randy and Simon seem to be losing their appeal. After seven seasons, the jokes and antics just seem expected and overdone.

Find a guest judge immediately or switch up their overpaid personalities. For another grand, Paula could act like Simon.

Finally, “American Idol’s” latest performance has been predictable and a bit off key. If “American Idol” wants to remain in the contest for a television slot it needs to change its look, spice it up more and do something unexpected. Ryan Seacrest, please get your show back on pitch.