Take this test you should

By Matt Lee

Do you think you know the Star Wars trilogies? Is the Force strong with you, or are you a victim of the Dark Side? A test shall you face and your fate will it decide.

1. You’ve seen a “Star Wars” film:

A. Never. It’s for nerds!

B. Once, but I’m not sure.

C. Several times, but don’t tell anyone.

D. Enough to quote the movies line for line.

2. You’d rather have a candle-lit dinner for two with:

A. Princess Leia

B. Chewbacca

C. Jar Jar Binks

D. Jabba the Hutt

3. A lightsaber is a:

A. Massive pistol

B. Colorful laser sword

C. Snake-like creature with fangs

D. Hard candy

4. The creator of Star Wars is:

A. Steven Spielberg

B. George Lucas

C. Harrison Ford

D. Richard Donner

5. The working title for “Return of the Jedi” was:

A. Return of the Jedi

B. Revenge of the Jedi

C. Fall of the Empire

D. Empire’s End

6. Darth Vader’s first official words are:

A. “You don’t know the power of the dark side.”

B. “Yes, master.”

C. “Thank you, my master”

D. “Where is Padmé?”

7. Which year was the original Star Wars released?

A. 1999

B. 1983

C. 1980

D. 1977

Points for questions 1-2: A=1. B=2, C=3, D=4

Questions 3-7: Each correct answer is worth one point.

Answers: 3=B, 4=B, 5=B, 6=C, 7=D

13-11 – You are a Jedi Master and the power of the dark side is no match for your knowledge of the Force.

10-8 – You are a Jedi Knight, but your lightsaber skills could use some work.

7-5 – You are a Jedi’s Padawan and you have much to learn about the Force.

1-4 – You are an Ewok and you might as well poke people with a big, pointy stick.