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WE gets some Spousal lovin’

By Collin Quick | April 21, 2005

Spouse will bring their experimental rock stylings to the Purple House, 132 Harrison St., tonight at 10 p.m. Recently, Weekender had the opportunity to talk to guitarist/vocalist Jose Ayerve about touring, the East Coast and his love of DeKalb. Weekender:...

Trio has open-door policy

By Rachel Gorr | April 21, 2005

With music always playing and the door always open, three NIU freshmen know how to have a good time. Freshman marketing major Matt Demaj, freshman finance major Brian Masterson and freshman business major Ryan Pryde have known one another since childhood,...

Sports fan gears up to watch 10 favorite teams

By Greg Feltes | April 20, 2005

As a huge sports fan, this weekend is essentially Steve Batterman’s Woodstock. Batterman, a freshman undecided major, can settle down to watch the third weekend of the Major League Baseball season, the NBA playoffs and the NFL draft all in a 48-hour...

Memories made with horses

By Mark Pietrowski | April 19, 2005

It takes a special kind of person to continue riding horses after getting double-kicked and sent to the hospital by one - but Britta Eriksen is that type of equestrian. Eriksen, a sophomore French translation major, worked in the mountains of Wyoming...

In a galaxy far, far away

By Rachel Gorr | April 18, 2005

You are going to read this article. You are going to like this article. You are going to read Sweeps every day. If you’re still reading this, then the Jedi mind trick must be working, and if that lead is the nerdiest thing you’ve ever read, then you...

Library needs a little book help

By Mark Pietrowski | April 15, 2005

NIU Libraries frequently ask students "to give a little bit" so they can expand their collections of more than a million volumes of material. The Friends of NIU Libraries, founded in 1983, is an association of people and alumni around the community, who...

Film goes behind the curtains of ‘Grapes’ production

By Jessie Coello | April 14, 2005

As the theater department’s production of "The Grapes of Wrath" concludes Sunday, a documentary-of-sorts on the play is blooming online. "Behind the Curtain," a documentary by 18 students in an advanced media class, is available for download at www.comm.niu.edu/curtain/....

Step into the scene, the Greek Scene

By Laurel Marselle | April 14, 2005

Hosted by Sigma Gamma Rho Sorority, the 29th annual Greek Scene, which includes a step show and after-party, will take place at 7 p.m. Saturday at the Convocation Center. A step show is a performance of a combination of different beats, sounds and movements,...

“Sahara”

By Marcus Leshock | April 14, 2005

To enjoy an action/adventure movie in these times, you’ll have to take a large step away from reality. For example, Dr. Indiana Jones, a nerdy college professor by day, spent his time off the job policing the world with his whip and hunting down ancient...

Hot Hot Heat: Elevator

By Kelly Johnson | April 14, 2005

Hot Hot Heat has been receiving some cold, cold reviews for its latest album, "Elevator." After massive exposure, relentless touring and a shiny new guitarist, the band has saddled up to dish out some more of the sweet sweet pop so widely celebrated on...

Struppendous Advice with Chris Strupp

By Chris Strupp | April 14, 2005

My friend has a habit of taking packets of ketchup, sugar, jelly and other condiments off tables at restaurants. It’s not even a once in a while thing, it’s every time he goes out. What should I say to him or do?

If anything, you should commend your friend for his clever thinking. In these topsy-turvy times, purchasing your own sugar and jelly can get way too expensive. As for the ketchup, it is my firm belief that your friend is sticking it to McDonald’s for charging him extra money to scrounge up another sweet and sour sauce packet for him to enjoy his 20 piece chicken nuggets. You’re a college student. Learn from your friend and economize the best you can.

There are a few girls in my class I think are really attractive. Do you think it is wise I talk to them? Is there anything I should know before I take this walk into unknown territory?

Most girls who you think are attractive are what I like to call, "fake hot." It is easy to pick them out in your class. Stop reading right now, scan the classroom and find the girl who spent over an hour getting ready in the morning to impress her political science class. The make up is caked on, the hair is solidly in place and she looks as though she has a thick "fake bake" tan. These are the girls you want to stay away from. Go for the girl who wears sweat pants and sweatshirts to class. They are more fun to hang out with and they are even hotter when they dress to impress.

A little kid approached me and asked if I wanted to buy a candy bar for his fundraiser, but I didn’t buy anything. Was I wrong?

I think you will be fine. Then again, all the little kid wanted to do was take a trip to Florida with the rest of his classmates. He probably had one candy bar left and you told him "no." While his classmates are chillin' with Mickey Mouse, he will be at home crying in his bed every night. He will more than likely go through months of therapy to try and figure out what he did wrong. Thanks to you, his hopes and dreams were crushed in the five seconds he approached you. All because you couldn’t spend the dollar for his candy bar of chocolate. But no, I don’t think you were wrong to do so.

Views expressed in this weekly humor column do not necessarily reflect the Northern Star or its staff. If you have comments or a question, send them to cstrupp@northernstar.info

Brendan Benson: The Alternative to Love

By Derek Wright | April 14, 2005

Detroit’s Brendan Benson has always seen his life skewed through a power-pop prism - ideas are twisted, colored in, moved around and spit out on the other side with equally distorted and entrancing results. His satin-smooth bittersweetness fits perfectly...

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