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Ban on the run

September 27, 2006

Anything with fabio on the cover By Middle-aged women everywhere It doesn't matter if the "Declaration of Independence" gets re-issued with his flowing locks on the front. The Italian is immediate grounds for dismissal. "The Davinci code" By Dan Brown...

Otto’s to host blues legend

By Evan Thorne | September 27, 2006

DeKALB | Legendary bluesman Johnny Winter will play Otto's Niteclub, 118 E. Lincoln Highway, Saturday. The guitarist has more than three decades of experience and more than 20 albums to his credit, including his most recent, Grammy-nominated outing, "I'm...

Spitalfield spits its game

By Adrian Finiak | September 26, 2006

The third time could be a charm for Spitalfield, regarding its upcoming release, "Better Than Knowing Where You Are." The Chicagoland natives will play Friday at The House Café, 263 E. Lincoln Highway. Singer/guitarist Mark Rose shares his thoughts on...

Scissor Sisters

By Adrian Finiak | September 25, 2006

Grade: A Two years have passed since the Scissors Sisters first snipped out a record. Has the New York group sharpened its edge or dulled in the process of a second album? The attention the Scissor Sisters received in the U.S. was minimal compared to...

Justin Timberlake

By Evan Thorne | September 25, 2006

Grade: C Justin Timberlake claims he is "bringing sexy back." This begs several questions: Where did it go? Who took it? How long ago? How did JT retrieve it? What will it mean now that it's back? Does it really, at the end of the day, matter? The first...

John Mayer

By Steve Brown | September 25, 2006

Grade: A - If John Mayer is anything like his music, he has several personalities. First, he was the one-man, acoustic coffee-house set — minus the political views — on his 1999 debut, "Inside Wants Out." Then he glossed over his sound, becoming a...

The Black Keys

By Keith Beebe | September 25, 2006

Grade: B - The Black Keys' latest effort attempts to push the art of sparse song arranging while retaining the duo's Delta blues integrity. "Magic Potion" is more about greasy blues workouts and less about raspy garage rock. The album is a thick miasma...

‘Kiss’ has just enough emotion

By Stacie Wieland | September 24, 2006

"The Last Kiss" is the story of Michael (Zach Braff), a 29-year-old architect, and Jenna (Jacinda Barrett), his girlfriend of three years and the mother of his unborn child. In the beginning of the movie, Michael confesses to the audience that if he has...

‘Everyone’ fun for every child, every age

By Paul Giuntoli | September 24, 2006

It doesn't seem right to criticize a good-natured, family-oriented sports film like "Everyone's Hero," especially because it was directed by the late, great Christopher Reeve. Although the film doesn't live up to it's A-list caliber voice cast, it still...

‘Dahlia’ not a murder mystery, just murder

By Paul Giuntoli | September 24, 2006

"The Black Dahlia" is one of the worst films of the year.

Given its potential, with an all-star cast and big name director, it's certainly the most disappointing. The film teams director Brian De Palma ("Scarface," "The Untouchables") with author James Ellroy ("L.A. Confidential," "Dark Blue"), a noir match that would seem perfect. Both have a knack for delving into underworld crime and etching out vivid characters.

How the people who brought "Officer Bud White" and "Tony Montana" made a movie as bad as "The Black Dahlia" is confusing.

Not that it's important, but here is the plot. Detectives Lee Blanchard (Aaron Eckhart) and Bucky Bleichert (Josh Hartnett), after competing in an amateur boxing match with each other, become great friends and eventually partners. Bucky even moves in with Lee and his girlfriend, Kay Lake (Scarlett Johansson).

Any moviegoer can see where that triangle leads. The two get assigned the Elizabeth Short (Mia Kirshner) murder case, nicknamed "Black Dahlia" because she was known to wear black clothes. As Bucky chases down leads, Blanchard becomes obsessed with Short, and in the process jeopardizes his relationship with Kay.

De Palma hints toward suspicious elements from Short's past that might have something to do with her murder. Everything from a former lesbian lover to Mickey Cohen is a suspect. Bucky's investigation of Short leads him to her ex-girlfriend, Madeleine Linscott (Hilary Swank), Linscott's film producer father's mansion in Beverly Hills, a porn studio just outside L.A. and a lesbian night club. He also discovers his partner may have known more about Short than he is letting on.

None of these side stories are interesting or provide any evidence into what happened to Short.

By the preposterous ending, De Palma has lead us in so many red herring-type directions we no longer care who the real killer is. He spends too much time on relationships between meaningless characters to make the murder mystery actually mysterious. Plus Ellroy's story has absolutely no factual basis. It's completely made up. There is no mention of Lt. Joseph Gordon, Short's on-again-off-again boyfriend. There is no mention of Robert Manley, the man last seen with Short who had been brought in to testify in court about their relationship. And there is inexplicably no mention of Daniel Voorhees, who confessed to the murder to police.

The bright spots are few and far between. Swank is good as Linscott, Bucky's sultry bisexual lover with big connections and bigger secrets. Chad Lowe has got to be kicking himself for letting her go.

Kirshner does a nice job of showing the inner turmoil and guilt that Short experiences as she gets used and abused during casting sessions.

Johansson is perfect, and her acting is pretty good too, like she's Marilyn Monroe's long lost granddaughter. She's got the voluptuous blonde femme fatale role down. The problem is there's more chemistry between Bobby Knight and a referee than there is between Johansson and Hartnett. That is strange because reportedly Johansson has moved in with Hartnett.

After seeing them together here, bet on that relationship lasting another week or two at most, which is probably a week or two longer than this movie should be in theaters.

At least 10 people walked out of the theater with 20 minutes left, proving they didn't care how the story turned out.

I'm sure other viewers were jealous of those who got to leave early.

Paul Giuntoli is a film critic for the Northern Star.

‘Gridiron’ cliche but still okay

By Christopher Schimmel | September 24, 2006

Many people may find it hard to take an actor seriously when most of his time is spent pile-driving people in a wrestling ring. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson does a good job playing a hard-nose football coach trying to make a difference in a juvenile hall...

The faces of Freund

By Paul Giuntoli | September 21, 2006

From the small town of Wonderlake , Ill., Meghan Freund (pronounced "friend") is an art major at NIU. She transferred to DeKalb after studying at Columbia College in Chicago for a couple years as an advertising design major. While at Columbia Freund realized...