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Just try to beat this geek at television trivia

By Adrian Finiak | September 8, 2005

You might be a geek or you might be a celebrity. Paul Goebel, known as the TV Geek from Comedy Central’s "Beat the Geeks" is both. There is a reason why he was chosen to be the TV Geek. He knows his stuff and has a lot of views on television and the...

Kanye West: Late Registration

By Jessica King | September 8, 2005

Producer turned hip-hop artist Kanye West returns to the music scene with another swaggering, brash album. The follow-up to 2004’s "The College Dropout," West’s sophomore release’s credits name-drop more than Ryan Seacrest. The catchy "Gold Digger"...

‘Cosmo’ goes over the hill

By Matt Lee | September 8, 2005

In the September issue of "Cosmopolitan," the magazine celebrates its 40th birthday and returns with the popular "Sex Tricks," in which grotesque sexual positions are graphically described to readers. These positions will not only inform the reader about what to do and how to do it, but they let the readers know just how much pleasure will be involved.

When a magazine advertises that it has discovered new "Sex Tricks," it is proudly announced to the entire world. Its opening tells the world that we live in a society where sex is on the brain. Granted, a healthy sex life is important in any relationship, but consider who reads the magazine (women), and who keeps "Cosmo" in business. It should be obvious to everyone by now that men are not the only ones who are sex-crazed.

The only reason this magazine has been around for 40 years is because it intrigues women readers, allowing them to believe for an instant they could understand what a man really wants, and to showboat the recently popular Hollywood face everyone is probably already tired of looking at anyway.

As if the issue couldn’t get any worse, the nail in the coffin came in the form of a ridiculous article titled "50 Ways to be a Better Girlfriend." After reading an entire issue of the magazine and spending $4.29 to finally find out what No. 1 is, it’s revealed that flirting like crazy will make a better girlfriend. Where, oh where, does this magazine get its sources?

Seriously, the writers of "Cosmo" spend too much time wondering what a guy is really thinking and worrying about and what a guy really wants. The answers to the problems in your relationship aren’t going to be answered in some overrated, porno-like magazine. If girls really want to know what men want, why don’t they just go ask them? Is it really worth it to girls to go spend money in the hopes that complete strangers will have the answer to their problems? Apparently, for the last 40 years, this has been the case. Oh, the humanity.

“Transporter 2”

By Richard Pulfer | September 8, 2005

Luc Besson’s career can best be described as a wild roller coaster that’s almost impossible to predict. Breakneck action, over-the-top martial arts and surprisingly deep stories are about the only constants which can be attached to the prolific writer/director...

DeKalb welcomes J. Davis Trio

By Matt Lee | September 8, 2005

DeKalb welcomes the J. Davis Trio to Otto’s Niteclub, 118 E. Lincoln Highway, Saturday and also to The House Café, 263 E. Lincoln Highway, Saturday, Oct. 8. The J. Davis Trio, with lead singer Stuart, combine hip-hop with classic jazz to make a sound...

Metalhead gets blood pumping

By Rachel Gorr | September 8, 2005

Some people use music to chill out, but others prefer tunes that pump them up. Josh Marsh, sophomore recording technologies major, is the latter. Marsh’s tastes veer towards the extreme side of the spectrum. For Marsh, the ultimate playlist is one that...

Urban Legends

By Richard Pulfer | September 8, 2005

rban legends extend further into the daily routines of campus students than most may know. For example, according to folklorist Jan Harold Brunvand, "The Obligatory Wait," a rule by which students can leave class if their professor is 15 to 20 minutes...

“Curb Your Enthusiasm: Season 1”

By Brayton Cameron | September 8, 2005

The HBO series "Curb Your Enthusiasm" appears to be a documentary of comic genius Larry David. There is only one problem: there is no way the things in the show could actually happen to anyone. The use of very natural lighting, the too-bizzare-to-be-completely-fake...

Our Lady Peace: Paranoid In Healthy Times

By Collin Quick | September 8, 2005

Chris Carrabba is the epitome of emo music and he knows it. While he is able to take any subject, make it depressing as all get up and throw a minor-key chord progression behind it, he also knows his fans love to wallow in self pity with him. It’s why...

“Flaming Lips: The Fearless Freaks”

By David Rauch | September 8, 2005

The Flaming Lips have changed a lot since the band's inception in the mid ’80s. This movie, by the group's tried and true video man, Brad Beesley, chronicles the progression from before the band began, when members created the "Fearless Freaks," an...

Wild acts soothe bistro regulars

By Matt Lee | September 8, 2005

For more than a year, Brenden Kisiel has owned and managed the Wild Rose Bistro, 850 D Pappas Drive. His vision of the ultimate dining and entertainment experience has gradually expanded. On top of a changing food and drink menu, the Wild Rose Bistro...

Hiding behind masks in Cole Hall

By David Rauch | September 8, 2005

NIU has more than 10,000 anthropological artifacts in its storage space in the lower recesses of Cole Hall. NIU’s Anthropology Museum, located in Stevens Building’s north wing, is officially staffed by one person, Ann Wright-Parsons. The museum is...

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