I have been a student here for four long, arduous years. During that time, I have read some truly remarkable letters written to this paper. Now, with a few short days left until I graduate, I must say to all of you: SHUT THE HELL UP!!! NOBODY CARES!!!

You see, when I said remarkable, I meant remarkably stupid. If I lay eyes on one more whining, spineless, simpering, cowering, obsequious, insipid, or otherwise obnoxious letter, I fear that I may emulate a disgruntled Postal employee and run amuck with an AK-47.

Of course, I am only playfully threatening violence to all of you would-be complainers, but then again you never know …

LAURA MILLER

Senior

Political Science