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“XXX: State of the Union”

By Jessie Coello | May 4, 2005

"xXx: State of the Union" features opening credits that hint at the plot much like the old James Bond picturesque credits. But don’t look for meaning in this 007-wannabe - it’s about as well crafted as 2002’s "Die Another Day." And wouldn’t you...

Comics Branch Out, Defy Stereotype

By Brayton Cameron | May 4, 2005

Comics aren’t literature the way novels are, nor are they collections of drawings the way an art portfolio is. Comics are not even a simple combination of the two in the way a children’s book is laid out. Comics are their own beast because they have...

Please don’t kill Santa

By Chris Strupp | May 4, 2005

What would a first time President of the United States have to do to get impeached almost immediately after taking office? I’m not sure why a person would be concerned with such an issue, but I’ll try my best. The president would have to first order...

“The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”

By Richard Pulfer | May 4, 2005

Don’t panic. After many poor novel-to-movie adaptations, the most recent being "Sahara," Hollywood seems to be getting it right for a change. With Robert Rodriguez’s dead-on adaptation of "Sin City" burning through the box office, Garth Jennings’...

Movie critic remembers the good times

By Marcus Leshock | May 4, 2005

Three and a half years ago, I was just a guy sitting in a bar, telling a Northern Star reporter how great it would be to write about movies for Weekender. As of today, I’ve reviewed more than 75 films, been to a junket in Los Angeles and interviewed...

Music fan overall favors country

By Greg Feltes | May 3, 2005

Jenna Foley is a member of the NIU marching band, but she appreciates marching to the beat of a different drum, guitar or solo. Foley, a sophomore meteorology major, said her favorite musicians connect emotionally with their fans. "Their attitude and...

Shallow Thoughts

By Greg Feltes | May 3, 2005

Editor’s Note: Shallow Thoughts is exactly what it sounds like. Every day, the Star will feature musings and rants about anything and everything. You are invited to send your own anonymous shallow thoughts to [email protected]. The best will run in this very space. The worst will be discarded as if they were one of those stupid flyers passed out in the MLK Commons.

First shallow thought from a reader and it, of course, bashes me:Cody Pickett? Yeah, one of the best QBs the Pac-10 has ever seen. Not to mention a rookie in the NFL playing in one of his first games. Someone should know what they are talking about before opening their mouth. One more thing, [P.J.] Fleck would have never had to make such acrobatic catches while playing at NIU if the balls thrown to him were actually on target and not 30 feet over his head in typical Josh Haldi fashion.

The new turnaround sucks. That’s not particularly funny or insightful, but it’s true. I don’t think this is what students meant when they demanded more grass on campus.

Wouldn’t it be weird if the first cure for cancer caused an even worse disease?

Of this I swear: Pizza tastes better at 9:45 p.m. when you have waited 12 hours to order your pie, so you can save a lousy couple of bucks.

Re: Yesterday’s photo poll. Yes, that was an Obama sticker I was wearing and yes, I don’t have a forehead.

People I hate, entry No. 76: jerks.

I want to have Jennie Finch’s babies.

Well that may be, but at least I never slept with Lumbergh.

The Finger

By Rachel Gorr | May 2, 2005

Every Tuesday and Thursday, a Sweeps staffer will point the finger at something on his or her mind.

McDonald’s is not off the hook yet for allegedly causing obesity in dumb people.

On Tuesday, a federal appeals court reversed a lower court decision to dismiss a suit by some McDonald's customers, which alleged that McDonald’s used "deceptive" advertising to "trick" them into eating food that is unhealthy for them.

I agree. Those commercials showing two greasy quarter-pound hamburger patties covered in condiments, a large soft drink, and deep-fried french fries clearly give the appearance of what a healthy meal should look like.

This is why, although I am not overweight, I have decided to file a suit against the American Dairy Association.

When I was young, I was told that if I drank milk daily, I would get big and strong. I currently stand 5'7" and 130 pounds.

Everyone who finds themselves in my same situation should join me to fight the deception. Thanks to these litigants for giving me the courage to go ahead with my lawsuit.

Director helps honors students

By Mark Pietrowski | May 2, 2005

Michael Martin is not a drill sergeant, but he still takes pride in leading a group of the best into battle, even if it is often an academic one. Martin, University Honors Program director, first became involved with the program as a member of the Honors...

Seniors make transition to real world

By Rachel Gorr | May 1, 2005

Freedom; glorious freedom. Very soon, a flock of NIU seniors will be springing the coup and making a break for the real world with grand delusions of the future and fond memories of the past. While most NIU graduates can’t wait to ditch this podunk...

Find a fitting career at Career Services

By Mark Pietrowski | April 28, 2005

Graduation is May 14, and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Believe me, Sweeps has tried. Graduating students can, however, do something about what job they take after graduation by contacting Career Services. Employer Relations Specialist Patricia...

Anna Nalick: Wreck of the Day

By Collin Quick | April 27, 2005

Anna Nalick has the lyrics to dominate the fading female singer-songwriter era but, unfortunately, not the music to back her up. With an uncanny vocal resemblance to Alanis Morisette and piano-based music that falls along the lines of Vanessa Carlton,...