With the upcoming lunar eclipse in Taurus on Saturday, the week of Oct. 22 is set to bring new beginnings and endings in material matters. Since 2021, eclipses have occurred rapidly, bringing excessive change, good or bad. This coming week will finally...

If your love life was a whirlwind of pure confusion and anxiety over the last few months, you’re not alone. Venus retrograde tampered with romantic pursuits this last summer and early fall. Luckily, the post-shadow period of the retrograde is now over,...

Admit it – at this point in the semester, we’re all working hard on any number of things: bouncing back from crisis, internship applications and homework. We all deserve to kick up our feet and relax for a little bit. What better way to relax than...

Life is uncertain right now. Times are hard for a lot of us, for any number of reasons. Yet, we must hold onto hope. Instead of rhyming couplets, I’ve written each sign its own unique haiku relative to how they may be feeling this week.    Aries...

This week, every sign is receiving a song to fit their potential moods or goals as the moon and Mars move into Cancer. This is a time of bold decisions and dealing with fallout.   Aries (March 21 - April 20) Your song: “Death By Glamour”...

Spring break has come to a close, which means horoscopes are starting up again. To welcome us back, every sign has a recommended food or beverage to match the energy of the week ahead.   Aries (March 21 - April 20) Your meal: Decaf coffee You...

It’s the week before spring break! Here’s how each sign can best use their time before a week of well-earned rest.   Aries (March 21 - April 20) What would make you feel most at peace right now? Do: physically write out your feelings Don’t:...

We are officially in Pisces season! This week, every sign has been given advice via rhyming couplet (in iambic quatrameter!), written by yours truly.    Aries (March 21 - April 20) Shenanigans can hurt your cause – So follow all the...

Another new format this week? It’s more likely than you think. This week, I’m recommending movies to watch and/or emulate as you go about your daily life.    Aries (March 21 - April 20) Your movie: “The Matrix” (1999) dir. by Lilly...

Valentine’s Day is upon us! Even those without a significant other can practice perhaps the most important kind of love this week: self-love. Here are the dos and don’ts for each sign this week.   Aries (March 21 - April 20) Unlearn...

We’re trying something different this week: food and/or drink recommendations! You can take them literally and try out these recommendations, or you can try to cultivate a similar “vibe” to what your sign’s recommendation is. Aries (March 21...

We’re returning back to the classic format this week. Just because we’re shaking things up this semester doesn’t mean we can’t come back to tradition once in a while! Aries (March 21 - April 20) Unleash your aggression. Don’t misconstrue...